tea and cigarettes
just isn’t the same as coffee and cigarettes.
this is the first time since i stopped taking...
SHIT. SQUIDS CAN FLY. →
in case any of you care,
here’s what’s on the to-do list for today. Guild Wars for 6 hours 3 hours (start time: 8 AM; end time: 2 PM 11 AM). sleep, shower, and get dressed leave for mall at 2:45 PM shopping from 3:20 PM until 4:30 PM doctor at 5 PM mall and grocery shopping after that come home at like 7 or 7:30 PM eat Dexter Guild Wars sleep at like 11 PM because i fucking have to get up at 8 AM...
Guild Wars 2 Gameplay →
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check this out. no, seriously, check this out.
I fucking hate hipsters. *two minutes later* The greatest thing you can do in...– my new stoner friend
talking to stoned people on skype
going to go smoke depressively.
i need to stop listening to music that makes me...
which pretty much means i need to stop listening to music, period.
i feel fucking insignificant.
my psychologist never smiles, pt. 2
me: my psychologist never smiles
g: did u make jokes?
me: well today, the phone was ringing (it's kinda an old one with a cord) and so he lifts it off the thing to make it stop ringing and he dropped it and i was laughing my ass off and he didn't even crack a smile
g: it'd be funny if he wrote on his note "she has an awful sense of humor"
g: and here many pizzerias make pizza with nutella too
g: its just the dough with nutella on
g: and it goes in the oven
me: is there nutella flavored gelato?
g: of course
me: WHY AM I IN FRANCE
g: i fucking told u
my psychologist never smiles.
and that freaks me the fuck out.
g: aw poor booryn
g: the damn jeyboard
fuck my life.
I WANT A KITTEN.
i like when the metro brakes unexpectedly and all...
it’s blood sausage.
nothing sucks ass more than
working on the same damned mission for an hour and a half and then DYING because your fucking healer is a whiny little bitch who doesn’t know how to fight.
What's The Difference Between Regular and Decaf...
yeahhh, this is pretty much true.
"...les femmes qui attirent l'attention des...
translation: Women who attract the attention of psychopaths, according to Psychology Today, are those who don’t talk much, haven’t lived much, and go out rarely. FUCK. i’m screwed.
so damn yellow
g: have u ever had saffron rice?
g: u must
g: its great and yellow
g: like so damn yellow
me: that is so damn yellow
g: i know right
HAI GUYZ I'M INSTALLING GUILD WARS
SO I CAN WASTE MY TIME ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN TUMBLR. OR SO I CAN WASTE MY TIME DOING TWO THINGS AT ONCE. ALSO I JUST ATE A MARSHMALLOW. DIPPED IN NUTELLA.