i’d super like to quit having shitty dreams.
I JUST HAD A MOUTHGASM.
FUCK YEAH COFFEE FLAVOURED CHOCOLATES.
so i reached into this box of chocolates, and i...
i then selected the chocolate i wished to eat, bit in to it, and had my fucking socks rocked off when i realised that this chocolate was filled with orange flavoured cream.
i'm listening to a song about eggs fucking!
my life is awesome.
as soon as we get the ps3 (i'm hoping it will be...
i’m getting the Game of the Year edition of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. and then i’m going to waste all my time in front of the tv. it’s gonna be epic.
i have the flu. not the stomach flu, but like,...
fuck my immune system.
i hate being sick.
sorry you didn’t get any birthday sex :( love, wifey
I'M FRENCH NOW.
COS I OWN A BERET. IT’S GREEN.
currently eating: bread covered in emmental cheese...
up next: nutella straight from the jar with a spoon. oreo-like cookies dipped in nutella
never mind; i can't get the jar open.
i swear i heard someone on the train today say...