October 2011
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NaNo starts in less than two hours
*freaks out*
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creepy neighbor guy is such a fucking weirdo.
it’s like, one in the morning, and i’m out smoking on the balcony (the balcony is for the whole floor), and he comes out and very very slowly opens the door, sneaks a look at me (i pretended he wasn’t there), and then very very quietly closes the door and goes back inside.
what a fucking creeper.
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“i think it about food your eat. do not eat chess to much each make body smell...”
– yahoo answer response to “why does my sweat smell so bad?”
yeah, my friend. eating chess just isn’t good for you.
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arrrgh, i just want to start writing already!
geez!
hey self, don't forget to read this if you're... →
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someone please make a Skyrim video with the music...
i’m too lazy to do it myself.
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me: watching animals give birth is weird
me: they just kinda poop out their babies
me: it's like "uhp, gotta poop. NOPE, HAVIN A BABY"
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hubby bought a cake pan and a chocolate cake mix...
:3
this is why i love him.
also for the nutella he bought.
which i’ll be using as icing for my cake.
“Don’t tell me that the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on...”
– Anton Chekhov
things i want to eat right now:
falafel
churros with powdered sugar and/or nutella
pâte d’amande (marzipan)
moist chocolate cake with a shit-ton of white icing
chocolate chip cookies
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dear people of the world,
“rouge” is a French word that means “red”. it also is another word for “blush”, as in the make-up.
“rogue” is a Middle French word that means “arrogant”. it has come to mean “an unprincipled, deceitful, unreliable person”. in video games, it is a class that has many varied skills and relies more on “finesse” than...
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i just want to eat lots of delicious things while...
Reblog if you have waited behind a door to scare...
toocooltobehipster:
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that awkward moment when you put on your scarf and...
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i know i already posted this tonight, but
damn. i was such a motherfucking BADASS at fencing tonight.
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just got back from fencing.
all that WINNING and being motherfucking awesome tired me out.
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“We were happy to see that the “over-encumbered” message was gone, replaced with...”
– i hope to God that this will be progressive. as in being one pound/kg/unit of weight/whatever over-encumbered isn’t the same as being fifty pounds/kgs/units of weight/whatever over-encumbered. if it is not progressive, i am going to be disappoint.
as for our other neighbor, the one who apparently...
he’ll be dead soon.
here’s hoping the cigarettes get him first.
so like, our neighbor just got murdered.
judging by the screams coming from the apartment.
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so on that "I Write Like..." site, i pasted this
“shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit hell shit fuck damnit...
dear people on the NaNo forums,
a “segue” is a transition. a “segway” is one of those lame-ass two-wheeled things you ride around on that make you look like a fucking idiot.
love, me
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note to self: if you're ever feeling like shit,...
damnit. i need to stop looking at the "food" tag...
i want to fucking eat everyfuckingthing.
the problem with France:
everything is tinier. streets are tinier. sidewalks are tinier. drinks are tinier.
in the US, when i ate 6 cookies, i didn’t feel guilty at all.
here, i eat 6 cookies, and it’s two-thirds of the fucking box.
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did some real NaNo planning today.
wrote around 260 words about the two main “conflicts” in my story. and i know why the king is hunting down his brother.
i’m so proud of me.
ah, sweet sweet depression.
at least i know my way around. God knows i should. i’ve been here way too many times.
