May 2011
83 posts
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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me: i ran across some stalker zombies today
me: they're creeeepy
L: I know right!
me: i blew their fucking heads off
L: Good girl! I'm so proud of you!
May 30th
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“S., did you talk to the Tates to see if they had any babies available? D. wants...”
– an incredibly suspicious message left on a friend’s facebook wall
May 28th
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@_@
FENCING IS OVER FOR THE SUMMER. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH MYSELF? OH RIGHT. I’M GETTING S.T.A.L.K.E.R. AND I HAVE GUILD WARS.
May 27th
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May 27th
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shit. i'm out of brownies.
May 27th
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i wish the process of challenging someone to a...
“i challenge thee to a duel.” *gloveslap*
May 26th
it's midnight. i have to get up in eight hours. i...
        
May 26th
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May 26th
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today was a shit day.
so i have every damn right to sit here and drink beer and eat an entire bag of doritos and then the rest of the brownies i bought yesterday. and if you don’t like it, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
May 26th
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this has been a shit day.
some bitch in the metro went ahead of me after i’d already passed my card. result = i have to act like a bum and ask people if i can pass through with them. i pretty much got up for nothing today. class was just studying and asking questions. i don’t really understand anything at all in that class, so even studying won’t help. i wasted over an hour in total on commuting back...
May 26th
"bad things happen to good people."
if this is true, i must be a fucking saint.
May 26th
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May 25th
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“Not a lot of people of color here, but the ones that are black are -really-...”
– Lois Griffin this is like the only thing in Family Guy that is actually true
May 25th
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I'M ON, I'M ON, I'M ON THE DRAGON SQUAD
May 25th
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that awkward moment when your opponent drops their...
May 25th
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May 25th
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that awkward moment when you almost castrate your...
“touche non-valable”
May 25th
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“Whatever they say always sounds like perfumes.”
– an italian on the french language
May 24th
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this site fucking liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied →
*regurgitates peanut butter*
May 24th
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Let's play a game. You advance and I walk behind...
fencing-quips: DON’T LET YOUR BACK FOOT LAG! Maitre played a different game. it was, “don’t take such big steps or i’ll whack your leg with a plastic foil.”
May 24th
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on caffeine-induced anxiety attacks
“I used to [have them], now in the morning I just put a shot of evan williams whiskey and bailey’s cream in with it [coffee]. Cheap and effective.”
May 24th
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my top 3 tumblr searches
fencing hamster skyrim i was going to go for top 5, but those are really the only things that currently interest me .
May 24th
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May 24th
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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
then I’m like:
May 24th
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just killed Yerk Plopsquirt
seriously, who comes up with these names?
May 23rd
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:3
hubby reserved Skyrim at the video game store today. THIS IS WHY I MARRIED HIM. well, maybe not the reason, but yeah!
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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am i the only fencer who thinks, at almost any and...
May 21st
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i named my pet on Guild Wars "Capt McPoopy"
May 20th
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OGDEN, YOU ARE FUCKING USELESS.
*dies*
May 20th
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Ben: marriage is quite a boring thing actually
Ben: you just sit on the couch and watch tv
May 20th
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ugh. fucking tv.
why can i feel about this, and not in real life? also. EEEEEEEEE BRENNAN IS PREGNANT BY BOOTH.
May 20th
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having friends/acquaintances in real life is...
May 19th
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why do i stress so much about everything
fuck anxiety attacks. it’s just a cup of coffee and a half hour of conversation. geez. get it together, self.
May 19th
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it's shark week.
i have every right to sit here and eat all of these brownies i just bought.
May 19th
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i wish there were epic music playing all the time...
May 19th
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
oh, it’s muscle.
May 18th
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Benjamin: -ponders-
me: *pokes ben*
me: *doesn't respond; assumes he's dead*
me: *eats his corpse*
me: *om nom nom nom*
May 18th
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me: DAMNIT
me: dropped a dorito :(
Giuliano: drop another one, i dont like when they are alone
me: i already dropped one earlier
Giuliano: good
May 18th
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i don't understand my economics homework, so i'm...
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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fuck uni. fuck being a woman.
May 18th
also i miss my two friends from uni last year. :(
people at school this year suck.
May 18th
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i'm off to uni. unshowered.
going to bum cigarettes off people.
May 18th