me: i ran across some stalker zombies today
me: they're creeeepy
L: I know right!
me: i blew their fucking heads off
L: Good girl! I'm so proud of you!
S., did you talk to the Tates to see if they had any babies available? D. wants...– an incredibly suspicious message left on a friend’s facebook wall
FENCING IS OVER FOR THE SUMMER. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH MYSELF? OH RIGHT. I’M GETTING S.T.A.L.K.E.R. AND I HAVE GUILD WARS.
shit. i'm out of brownies.
i wish the process of challenging someone to a...
“i challenge thee to a duel.” *gloveslap*
it's midnight. i have to get up in eight hours. i...
today was a shit day.
so i have every damn right to sit here and drink beer and eat an entire bag of doritos and then the rest of the brownies i bought yesterday. and if you don’t like it, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
this has been a shit day.
some bitch in the metro went ahead of me after i’d already passed my card. result = i have to act like a bum and ask people if i can pass through with them. i pretty much got up for nothing today. class was just studying and asking questions. i don’t really understand anything at all in that class, so even studying won’t help. i wasted over an hour in total on commuting back...
"bad things happen to good people."
if this is true, i must be a fucking saint.
Not a lot of people of color here, but the ones that are black are -really-...– Lois Griffin this is like the only thing in Family Guy that is actually true
I'M ON, I'M ON, I'M ON THE DRAGON SQUAD
that awkward moment when your opponent drops their...
that awkward moment when you almost castrate your...
Whatever they say always sounds like perfumes.– an italian on the french language
this site fucking liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied →
*regurgitates peanut butter*
Let's play a game. You advance and I walk behind...
fencing-quips: DON’T LET YOUR BACK FOOT LAG! Maitre played a different game. it was, “don’t take such big steps or i’ll whack your leg with a plastic foil.”
on caffeine-induced anxiety attacks
“I used to [have them], now in the morning I just put a shot of evan williams whiskey and bailey’s cream in with it [coffee]. Cheap and effective.”
my top 3 tumblr searches
fencing hamster skyrim i was going to go for top 5, but those are really the only things that currently interest me .
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
then I’m like:
just killed Yerk Plopsquirt
seriously, who comes up with these names?
hubby reserved Skyrim at the video game store today. THIS IS WHY I MARRIED HIM. well, maybe not the reason, but yeah!
am i the only fencer who thinks, at almost any and...
i named my pet on Guild Wars "Capt McPoopy"
OGDEN, YOU ARE FUCKING USELESS.
Ben: marriage is quite a boring thing actually
Ben: you just sit on the couch and watch tv
ugh. fucking tv.
why can i feel about this, and not in real life? also. EEEEEEEEE BRENNAN IS PREGNANT BY BOOTH.
having friends/acquaintances in real life is...
why do i stress so much about everything
fuck anxiety attacks. it’s just a cup of coffee and a half hour of conversation. geez. get it together, self.
it's shark week.
i have every right to sit here and eat all of these brownies i just bought.
i wish there were epic music playing all the time...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
oh, it’s muscle.
me: *pokes ben*
me: *doesn't respond; assumes he's dead*
me: *eats his corpse*
me: *om nom nom nom*
me: dropped a dorito :(
Giuliano: drop another one, i dont like when they are alone
me: i already dropped one earlier
i don't understand my economics homework, so i'm...
fuck uni. fuck being a woman.
also i miss my two friends from uni last year. :(
people at school this year suck.
i'm off to uni. unshowered.
going to bum cigarettes off people.