What if Hufflepuff if actually the stoner house at...
in-aeternum: br0ca1ne: hermione-ganja: I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. OMG But… but… I’m supposed to be in Hufflepuff! :’(
me: i just stabbed my face with a fork
the Italian: when i visit you in paris i'll teach you how to aim for the mouth :P
i've become an expert in broken english.
Alexander: could not awake long time, get late to work about hour or two
Anonymous asked: If I had a white duck and thirteen orange ducks, IN ADDITION to thirteen other white ducks and twelve frozen ducks. Do you think it would be a good idea to have a drink of apple cider before on which of the following things that need to be done: 1. eat something tasty. 2. eat something else. 3. ponder the colour of ducks. 3. ponder the dictionary this site uses. 5. engage in some sort of stress...
Anonymous asked: If I were to offer you the opportunity to receive a one time chance. Would you say yes?
Anonymous asked: What would happen if you threw a whole bunch of eggs at a brick wall?
Anonymous asked: Is there such a thing as boiling too much water?
Anonymous asked: If there was a MASSIVE water slide. And I am talking MASSIVE here. Would you prefer to write with a blue or black pen?
Anonymous asked: What if there was like, thirteen pirates just outside your window? Do you still think it would be a good idea for me to go to the shops after school?
Anonymous asked: Let's say I have a thing of ice cream in my freezer. Would you feel that it is irrelevant to this question?
Anonymous asked: If you were a polar bear. And there was a mcdonalds about two kilometres walk away. Would you prefer to a) catch a lift with a friend or b) stay at home and watch movies?
Anonymous asked: How much time do you spend contemplating the fact that ducks have beaks?
Anonymous asked: If I had a big cat. And I wanted to go to grocery store. What should I do to keep the cat safe?
Anonymous asked: Does a mirror have a colour?
Anonymous asked: My shin bones are really lumpy. Are yours? How do I keep them safe?
Anonymous asked: If you found some pornography that had one of your parents in it, what would you do with it?
Anonymous asked: Do you have any home remedies to cure a stubborn cough?
Anonymous asked: There's thing that can happen when it is affected by this other guy and he doesn't seem to really know much about it. Would you prefer that I told him about it or just let him keep doing it even though he's affecting that thing that can happen?
Anonymous asked: If I had one day left to live in the world. How would you live on that day?
Anonymous asked: So there is this person I really like. ... But then on the other hand I could just get some sleep.
Anonymous asked: What is the area between the scrotum and the anus called? I need to know for a science fair project.
Anonymous asked: If there was a jar in the back of your fridge without a label and you did not recall its origins, would you spread it on a piece of toast for breakfast and consume it?
Anonymous asked: Do you know how some types of containers or dishes state that they are "microwave safe" and "oven safe"? Why don't they have the same labels on cats?
User: Can I call you Creepy Evie?
Evie: Sure! Can I call you dragon?
User: No, call me Dohvakhiin.
User: Do you eat pussy?
Cleverbot: Werewolves eat everything.
User: So you're a werewolf?
Cleverbot: You know what else you don't know?
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: The cake.
User: Are you into scatophagy?
User: Do you eat poop?
Cleverbot: Is that a question?
User: Yes. Do you eat poop?
Cleverbot: Yes it is delicious.
cleverbot is not clever.
User: What is your height?
Cleverbot: 28 feet tall.
User: How tall are you?
Cleverbot: 5 feet.
User: What is your weight?
Cleverbot: 200 pounds.
User: How much do you weigh?
Cleverbot: Not sure. How much do you weigh?
User: 108 pounds.
Cleverbot: I weigh 1000 pounds.
the quiet place →
this makes me feel like crying. because it’s so true. please. follow the link. you won’t regret it.
…Romans preferred the thrust over the cut, because puncture wounds enter...
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me: with my limited sense of smell, i can still smell whatever the neighbor's cooking
me: smells yummu
me: oh wait
me: not anymore
me: smells burnty
me: what the hell is wrong with me
Ben: lol that's a word in my book
no, i'm not headbanging to Indochine. fuck off.
“Ceremonia” - Indochine
a helpful site for when you have your curtains... →
it'd be rad if i could quit sneezing.
fuck off, PMS.
my legs look huge.
if Adele and Bones somehow magically had a...
divination: my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME
nedroidcomics: Congratulations, you are the worst
oookay. done looking at creepypasta for the night.
*runs and hides under the covers and doesn’t come out ‘til daylight*