Advice? I don’t have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If you’re writing,...– Alan Watt (via neil-gaiman)
Ben: if you ask her about cats growing up she'll tell you the story of the cat that had her babies in her bed on her feet
Ben: she gets all mad its hilarioussssssssssssss
me: ON her feet?
Ben: that would be pretty gross i suppose
me: why didn't she just move her feet...
Ben: they were dirt poor growing up
me: was she asleep?
Ben: they were very poor and uneducated
me: uneducated doesn't mean you don't have common sense :P
Ben: they were very poor and uneducated and she didnt have much common sense
me: "hey this cat's poopin' out baaabies, guess i'll just leave mah feets there"
Ben: my brother in law isn't a good typer on his iphone yet
Ben; he sent me a pic of his buddy brian and the crappie he caught ice fishing
Ben: the email is subjected: "Brains crappie"
Ben: i saw it and was like what the heck
me: i just lol'd for reals
Ben: didnt dawn on me "brian"
House: How do you know if she's happy? Did she tell you?
Wilson: No, chirping birds flew out of her butt carrying a banner.
me: WHAT A SHAME
me: HUBBY FELL ASLEEP
me: *turns tv off*
true story, bro
me: look at da puppy
Ben: i hope one day you get more of the animals you love :)
me: :) thanks
me: that's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me
your mom goes to college!
I MUSTN'T FORGET TO CALL THOSE CAT SHELTERS TODAY
i’m sorry for pooping up our freshly cleaned toilet. love, me
why the FUCK did i eat six eggs in less than a day
my feet look huge in these socks.
A nothing moment can turn into something huge.– Claire Meade, “Ugly Betty”
here is a fine example of what a bastard my...
he chews on the bars of his cage for 15 minutes straight. i play with him a bit, then put him back in his cage. he continues chewing on his bars. i feed him. he stops chewing on the bars, runs in his wheel for a few seconds, then goes to sleep. without eating any of his food.
things i need to do
be less lazy start sleeping less start smoking less buy the following things - chest protector (29€), mask (72€-89€), foil (53€-130€), and a plastron (72€) get a fucking job to pay for all of the above start doing volunteer work at animal shelters start writing get to be “okay” at painting learn to be more confident call those cat shelters do something about all these...
i kinda just hate everything about myself.
not saying in a depressed, “emo” way. just stating a fact.
When you love someone, there’s a pattern to the way you come together. You might...– Nineteen Minutes, Jodi Picoult (via skyisland)
went to find a link to a tv show i watch, and...
and then i remembered. this is going to take some getting used to.
damnit, biological clock and hormones, STFU.
i have no desire for children or pregnancy. seriously, just fuck off.
to-morrow i shall make hard-boiled eggs.
best quote ever? best quote ever.
Daniel: So, when you said you wanted dinner..?
Renee: Oh yeah, I actually wanted dinner. Then I saw that fine ass of yours, and I was like, who the hell needs chicken?
reblog if you have boobs
watching Ugly Betty, eating chocolate, being...