hearts will teach us how to live: Archive

neil-gaiman:

Please celebrate Leap Year Day in the traditional manner by taking a writer out for dinner.

It’s been four years since many authors had a good dinner. We are waiting. Many of us have our forks or chopsticks at the ready - some of us have had them ready for days. We will repay you by drifting off…

Feb 29, 20121,129 notes

Yes, I am 21 years old.

fencing-quips:

Yes, I will still point at the rust stain on your jacket and say “Hah, it looks like you pooped on it.”

Feb 29, 20124 notes

self-esteem?

lol what’s that.

Feb 28, 2012

“Hi there little biscuit! I was going to chat and give you hugs today. But as it turns out, A—— has just quit her job and is in need of some comfort. So I’m heading over there. I’ll give you chats and hugs later tonight or tomorrow. Love you and hope you’re doing okay my frenchmerican spoobs.” —just when i’m feeling like i have no friends left… <3

Feb 28, 2012

“There’s still words down here, everyone! What shall we talk about? Hmm… okay, here’s a brain teaser for you: how many distinct sounds are there? PUZZLE IT OUT, I WILL POST THE ANSWER IN FIVE MINUTES. Okay I sat here doing nothing and it’s five minutes later now and the answer is “it depends on what you mean by ‘sounds’ but probably there’s tons and tons, unless you count the first sound up to now as one continuous uninterrupted sound”. I just made that brain teaser up now! Brains are e-z to tease-z, and yes, you may quote me.” — Ryan North

Feb 28, 2012

#qwantz #ryan north #dinosaur comics #t rex

i miss my hamster :(

Feb 27, 2012

gh0st-girl:

“People always feel bad when they are mean to the dead, yet they don’t feel a thing in the slightest when they do the same to the living.”

- Stitches

Feb 27, 20124 notes

Play

Feb 27, 2012

#flunk #kemikal girl #music

Rest in peace you little goof bag. My deepest sympathies to you, Spoobs. Also will there be a wake?

thanks, Poopum. we had a little funeral last night in a park not far from here. we buried him behind this really fucking ugly statue so we won’t forget where he is.

Feb 27, 2012

Feb 27, 20121,923 notes

are you really married/when did you get married? (:

yep, i’m really married. we got married in september 2010 :)

Feb 26, 2012

#true story #beer #ice cream #adult

Play

Feb 26, 20123 notes

#switchfoot #music #yesterdays #hamster #sputnik #friends #rip

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Feb 24, 20123,423 notes

I REALLY JUST WANT TO FUCKING MAKE OUT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.

Feb 24, 2012