Anonymous asked: Under what circumstances would you decide to eat a pine cone and then throw it back up and then feed it to someone of your choosing? (I can't be chosen, as I'm asking the question) Furthermore. If you did do this would you require some sort of certificate of completion? Or would a pat on the back be okay? Also. I am cooking lamb chops and mushrooms tonight. What should I put with...
ugggh. if only dreams were reality.
totally dreamed i worked at a bookstore, and Neil Gaiman showed up and we spent like an hour trying to get a good picture of us together.
fabjewlous: wow i just made my whole family mashed potatoes & bacon and they still won’t watch a movie with me wow what i would watch as many movies as you wanted if you made mashed potatoes and bacon for me
things i’m looking forward to may - hopefully getting my papers? last week of june - vacation with mah hubby on the beach, getting tan, learning to surf, not thinking about all the shit in life july - my birthday. hopefully i’ll get some rad presents from hubby and money from the in-laws. and being able to start getting stuff ready to sign up for uni again. third week of august -...
i think my butt is dying
dear upstairs neighbors,
stop having sex and fun and shit because i’m really lonely and almost jealous of you right now kthxbai
D: in other good news, my vision hasn't gotten any worse since 2010...she didn't change my prescription one bit
D: small but good thing to be glad about i guess
me: my vision hasn't changed since i got contacts
D: lol you make that sound as though i achieved something lol
me: congratulations on not screwing your eyes up even more??
D: "GREAT JOB on not changing your vision in 2 years!" lol
D: now heres a cookie for you!
oh hey there anxiety attacks. haven't seen you in...
now go fuck off.
officialsalad: one time my family took a trip to kentucky and went into a really humid forest thing and there were giant slugs EVERYWHERE and i was basically screaming and sobbing the whole time and my mom was like “shh, no, they’re harmless” and tried to feed them by sprinkling cookie crumbs on top of them it was like this
seamusodoherty: “At olive garden we’re as passionate about cheese as you are” Oh no olive garden I don’t think you understand how passionate I am about cheese
my fucking right ovary. in pretty okay condition, but can sometimes be a real bitch.
“Undertaker” - CocoRosie damn. just...
is twelve episodes enough to be considered a...
i never notice i'm bloaty until the day my body...
ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT WEATHER.
I WANT TO GO RUNNING, DAMNIT.
things i'm looking forward to
april 23rd - my next pack of cigs, lawlz. getting my papers getting “free” healthcare getting into fucking shape being able to sign up for uni being able to start looking for a job end of june - a week of sea, sex, and sex. and learning how to surf. july - 21st birthday august - more sea, sex, and sex (but probably less sex since we’ll be living in a little villa for a...
stupid shit i think when i wake up in a shit-awful...
“fuck this shit. i’m just going to go shave my head.” (btw, i’m 20 and have NEVER cut my hair - not even once.)
fuck you, weather.
warm the fuck up already.
my goals for this summer
get fit get abs run at least twice a week healthily gain 5 lbs so i will no longer classify as “underweight / borderline anorexic” yeah that’s it oh and get tan. without burning. 8)
Ben: crap its 4:30 and i haven't eaten my banana
Ben: wonder if any cake is left
Ben: chocolate cake and banana xD
(a few minutes later...)
Ben: there was only one piece left and i didnt trust it
came up with Twilight Sparkle on two out of three...
is this a good thing or what?