three turkey sandwiches and a can of Hoegaarden...
rat hands are fucking creepy.
Anonymous asked: Why can't I comment on anything on here? It's so anti-social. How can I interact with you via this place if I can't make any comments!!!!
third migraine of the week. wow cool
Anonymous asked: WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK DIFFERENT ON HERE!?
k, enough with this shit weather.
i’d really like to be able to go run around in a forest and look at wild animals. but i can’t. because it fucking rains non-fucking-stop.
i always come up with amazing, heartfelt, poetic stuff to write just before i go to sleep, and i always think, “hm, yes. i will most certainly remember this tomorrow and write it down” but I NEVER FREAKING REMEMBER.
ugh no what Bones
so many feels
Anonymous asked: How do I reduce the amount of scrotum chafing I experience when doing lots of walking/moving for extended periods of times?
You think I got it all going my way. Then why am I such a fucking mess?– Eels, “3 Speed”
Neil Gaiman: What Kind of breed is Cabal (and now... →
neil-gaiman: He is, as the farmer who gave him to me said at the time (and I doubted at the time, because I didn’t know that he was white under all that) a White German Shepherd Dog (what we called an Alsatian when I was growing up in England — the German Shepherd became known as an Alsatian in the UK during… stupid fucking nazis. white german shepherds are so pretty :3
“The Moon Asked the Crow” - CocoRosie
cutenewts: every time i see a kitten on tv or in real life i actually cry real tears this is getting out of hand
i want to start my fucking life.
i want to study and travel and love and live and find out who i really am.
the best facebook ad i've seen yet: "Want to get...
ummm… hells yeah?
me: i'm honnnngry
Ben: what are your choices
me: we're having calamar
me: breaded calamar rings
me: fried, 'fcourse
me: and pasta
Ben: you're the only one i know who can have what sounds like a pretty good dinner one night, followed by fish sticks or cereal the next
Ben: ON A REGULAR BASIS
Anonymous asked: WTFAY!?